Want to know the biggest makeup mistake everyone makes?
Trying to be their own makeup artist.
(Spoiler alert: It never ends well)
It’s better to Call 1-818-350-1665.
Here’s what most people do with their makeup:
❌ Watch 47 YouTube tutorials at 2 AM
❌ Buy every product Sephora sells
❌ Look like they got attacked by glitter ninjas
❌ Panic search the Los Angeles phone directory for help
But here’s the thing…
There are two types of people in Southern California.
The “DIY Disasters” and the “Smart Cookies.”
For way too long… most people are DIY Disasters.
Here’s What DIY Disasters Do:
❌ Try to wing their eyeliner like a drunk bird
❌ Watch TikTok makeup hacks that belong in a horror movie
❌ End up looking like a toddler’s art project
Sound familiar?
The “Old Way” of Doing Makeup:
❌ Step 1: Buy $500 worth of products you don’t know how to use
❌ Step 2: Try to copy that one influencer’s look
❌ Step 3: End up looking like a rainbow threw up
❌ Step 4: Cry into your new $60 setting spray
❌ Step 5: Consider moving to a new Glendale area code
Or You Could Just…
Call 1-818-350-1665
And let a pro handle it.
(That’s me!)
What Makes Me Different?
I’ve turned more makeup disasters into masterpieces than:
✅ Your local Sephora staff
✅ Every YouTube beauty guru combined
✅ That one friend who says she’s “good at makeup”
My Makeup Magic Formula:
🎨 Step 1: Call this California phone number (1-818-350-1665)
🎨 Step 2: Watch me work my magic
🎨 Step 3: Look like a superstar
No YouTube fails.
No Pinterest disasters.
No TikTok tragedies.
Real Stories from the Beauty Battleground:
Remember that bride in Burbank?
She tried to do her own makeup.
Ended up looking like a ghost had a fight with bronzer.
One call to my Southern California makeup studio fixed that.
Now she’s got wedding photos she actually wants to show people.
Here’s What You Get When You Call:
✅ Pro makeup that lasts longer than your ex’s promises
✅ Skills sharper than your dream winged liner
✅ Results that make your Instagram filters jealous
✅ Coverage better than your cell phone in the 818 area code
Here’s What You Don’t Get:
❌ Makeup that looks like a 5-year-old’s art project
❌ Foundation the color of a traffic cone
❌ Eyebrows that look like angry caterpillars
❌ Contouring that could be seen from space
The Truth About Professional Makeup:
It’s like having a superhero only for your face.
But instead of fighting crime…
I fight bad foundation matches.
And wonky eyebrows.
And blending disasters.
Questions People Actually Ask (Not the Boring Stuff):
Q: Will my makeup last all day?
A: Longer than your last relationship.
Q: Do you travel around Southern California?
A: If there’s a Starbucks near you, I can get there.
Q: What about special events?
A: From “I woke up like this” to “Is that a celebrity I’m looking at?”
Q: How early should I book?
A: Earlier than you start your coffee addiction each day.
Q: What if I hate ALL makeup on me?
A: You just haven’t met the right makeup artist yet. (Hi, I’m the one!)
Ready for the Glow Up?
Stop looking like you learned makeup from a YouTuber’s first video.
Your selfies deserve better.
Your face deserves better.
Your Instagram followers deserve better.
(Do a reverse phone lookup if you want. I’m legit!)
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The Bottom Line:
Need pro makeup that doesn’t look like a crayon box exploded?
Call your San Fernando Valley makeup fairy godmother: 1-818-350-1665
Because life’s too short for bad makeup.
And your social media deserves better than filters.
P.S. Still doing your own makeup?
That’s like trying to give yourself a haircut blindfolded.
Call 1-818-350-1665 instead.
Your face will thank you.
