Hey beautiful people!
Myriam here.
Your friendly neighborhood makeup magician.
Let me tell you a makeup story gone wrong.
469-971-5890
The Makeup Horror Show (AKA What You’re Doing Right Now)
❌ Step 1: Wake up, grab random makeup products.
❌ Step 2: Attempt to follow YouTube tutorials.
❌ Step 3: Your cat watches in horror.
❌ Step 4: Wing your eyeliner.
❌ Step 5: Wing it again.
❌ Step 6: And again.
❌ Step 7: Now your eyes don’t match.
❌ Step 8: Try to fix it.
❌ Step 9: Make it worse.
❌ Step 10: Consider moving to Antarctica.
(Where nobody can see your face)
Sound familiar?
The Real Talk About Your Current Makeup Game
Your foundation matches your neck like pineapple matches pizza.
(Some people say it works, but we all know the truth)
Your contour looks less Kim K.
More like “I fell asleep on my textbook.”
Your highlighter isn’t saying “goddess glow.”
It’s screaming “disco ball having a midlife crisis.”
But Here’s the Good News (Yes, Really!)
You don’t have to keep looking like your makeup bag exploded on your face.
Just call 469-971-5890.
That simple.
No more YouTube fails.
No more TikTok tricks that belong in a circus.
No more Pinterest attempts that make your dog hide under the bed.
What Makes Me Different From Other Makeup Artists?
I don’t just do makeup.
I create face magic.
Like Harry Potter.
But with brushes instead of wands.
And foundation instead of spells.
(Though sometimes it feels the same)
The “Before You Book” FAQ
Q: Will my makeup last all day?
Longer than your last relationship. And with way less drama.
Q: Do you do natural looks?
As natural as your cat pretending it didn’t knock over your coffee. (But prettier)
Q: What about dramatic looks?
I can make you look so good, your ex will need therapy.
Q: How early should I book?
Earlier than you think. Like, “my-crush-just-invited-me-to-dinner-tomorrow” early.
Q: What products do you use?
The quality you deserve, not the leftovers from the clearance section.
Q: Do you travel?
Like a makeup superhero. Cape optional.
The Makeup Disasters I’ve Fixed
Storytime!
👻 The Ghost Bride
She used a white foundation.
Like, paper white.
The wedding photos looked like a haunted house tour.
Fixed it.
Now she looks back at the photos and doesn’t scream.
🎪 The Circus Prom Queen
She watched one clown tutorial too many.
Lashes so long they could dust her shoes.
I fixed that, too.
She got crowned anyway.
🌈 The Rainbow Corporate Worker
Job interview makeup gone wrong.
All the colors.
All of them.
I resolved it quicker than you can utter, “You’re hired.”
She got the job.
Here’s What You Get When You Call 469-971-5890
✨ Skin that looks filtered (but isn’t)
✨ Makeup that stays put longer than your Netflix binge
✨ Skills sharper than your grandma’s cookie-stealing radar
✨ Confidence higher than your coffee addiction
The “Oops, You Might Have” List (But Let’s Be Real, You Did)
Let’s talk about those makeup mistakes.
You know the ones.
Like when you:
❌ Matched your foundation to your hand
(The same hand that’s three shades darker than your face)
❌ Used orange bronzer
(Looking like a Cheeto isn’t cute)
❌ Overlined your lips
(Looking like a confused clown isn’t either)
❌ Tried to cover dark circles
(But ended up looking like you haven’t slept since 2002)
- Also Read: Ron Filipkowski Twitter
The “I Got You” Solutions
For every makeup problem.
There’s a solution.
And I know them all.
Like a makeup Wikipedia.
But prettier.
And actually correct.
Ready For The Good Part?
You could:
Keep struggling with that eyeliner.
Keep pretending your foundation matches.
Keep hoping your blush will blend itself.
Or…
Just call 469-971-5890.
What Happens When You Book?
- You call 469-971-5890
- We chat about your face goals
- You show up
- Magic happens
- You leave looking like your best self
- Your Instagram followers double
- Your ex cries
- Your current partner swoons
- You feel like a million bucks
(But spend way less)
Still, Reading?
Look, I get it.
Finding a makeup artist is scary.
Like “first date” scary.
Like “meeting the in-laws” scary.
Like “trying bangs for the first time” scary.
But here’s the thing…
I’ve got you.
Your face is safe with me.
Promise.
The “Trust Me, I’ve Seen It All” Guarantee
Bad makeup day?
I’ve fixed worse.
Weird undertones?
I’ve got the solution.
Uneven features?
I’ll make them look perfect.
One Last Thing…
You could keep trying to figure out why your smokey eye looks more like a black eye.
Keep watching those YouTube gurus who make it look easy.
Keep hoping your makeup will magically fix itself.
Or…
You could just call 469-971-5890.
And let’s make some face magic happen.
Because life’s too short for bad makeup days.
And your selfies deserve better.
Much better.
Ready to look amazing?
You know what to do.
(Hint: It involves dialing 469-971-5890)
See you soon, gorgeous!
